Friday, September 5, 2008

133,716 Page iPhone Bill

Glad I don't have an iPhone

Friday, August 15, 2008

Smash Shit!

Pretty funny, though childish and about two minutes too long.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

YouTube: Will It Blend? - Halo 3

This is a great series of videos from Blendtec, an actual company that makes super high-powered blenders. These videos on YouTube are great. They blend up everything with their industrial strength blender: iPods, marbles, golf balls, glow sticks, whatever!

This one is for my homies in America playing video games. This is Halo 3.

YouTube: Will It Blend? - Tiki Torch

This is a great series of videos from Blendtec, an actual company that makes super high-powered blenders. These videos on YouTube are great. They blend up everything with their industrial strength blender: iPods, marbles, golf balls, glow sticks, whatever!

This one is a tiki torch.

YouTube: Will It Blend? - Magnets

This is a great series of videos from Blendtec, an actual company that makes super high-powered blenders. These videos on YouTube are great. They blend up everything with their industrial strength blender: iPods, marbles, golf balls, glow sticks, whatever!

This one is magnets.

YouTube: Will It Blend? - Marbles

This is a great series of videos from Blendtec, an actual company that makes super high-powered blenders. These videos on YouTube are great. They blend up everything with their industrial strength blender: iPods, marbles, golf balls, glow sticks, whatever!

This one is marbles.

YouTube: Will It Blend? - Crowbar

This is a great series of videos from Blendtec, an actual company that makes super high-powered blenders. These videos on YouTube are great. They blend up everything with their industrial strength blender: iPods, marbles, golf balls, glow sticks, whatever!

This one is a crowbar, though it's a little deceiving.

YouTube: Will It Blend? - Bic Lighters

This is a great series of videos from Blendtec, an actual company that makes super high-powered blenders. These videos on YouTube are great. They blend up everything with their industrial strength blender: iPods, marbles, golf balls, glow sticks, whatever!

This one is Bic lighters.

YouTube: Will It Blend? - Glow Sticks

This is a great series of videos from Blendtec, an actual company that makes super high-powered blenders. These videos on YouTube are great. They blend up everything with their industrial strength blender: iPods, marbles, golf balls, glow sticks, whatever!

This one is glow sticks.

YouTube: Will It Blend? - iPhone

This is a great series of videos from Blendtec, an actual company that makes super high-powered blenders. These videos on YouTube are great. They blend up everything with their industrial strength blender: iPods, marbles, golf balls, glow sticks, whatever!

This one is an iPhone.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

YouTube: Chad Vader - Episode 5

This is episode 5 of the Chad Vader video series from YouTube. Essentially, Chad Vader is Darth Vader's loser brother. He works at a grocery store as the manager - but his life isn't that easy. Chad Vader, Episode 5.

Monday, May 5, 2008

YouTube: The Dark Knight (2008) - Trailer

Looks to be quite badass, though I couldn't quite see Heath Ledger without thinking about him being dead - so hopefully I can overcome that to enjoy the flik.

But really, no way he'll be better than Jack Nicholson. I mean, Jack is deranged in real life. That helps to play a deranged character.

Friday, May 2, 2008

YouTube: 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction

This is my reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup.

YouTube: Joe Rogan watches 2 girls 1 cup and BME Pain Olympics

OK, this is the last of the reactions I watched before I watched the actual 2 Girls 1 Cup video.

I don't dare to watch the actual BME Olympics video (some guys apparently violently hack away their... they become eunuchs)

YouTube: Sad Kermit's and the Muppet Dog's Reaction to 2 girls 1 cup

YouTube: Sad Kermit's reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup



Very funny, lots of cussing though...

YouTube: Stewie Griffin's 2 girls 1 cup reaction (Family Guy)

I wouldn't dare post the 2 girls 1 cup video, but I'll link to it...

This is the baby, Stewie Griffin, on the Family Guy watching the video and his interesting reaction to it.

YouTube: Sad Kermit - Creep

This is from the Sad Kermit series. Basically, this guy has taken a Kermit doll and made him a super depressed, suicidal, drug addict. He's so messed up because his main man Jim Henson died a while back - the father of the muppets. Sad and hilarious at the same time!

This is Radiohead's "Creep," with a slight change of lyrics.

YouTube: Sad Kermit - Needle in the Hay

This is from the Sad Kermit series. Basically, this guy has taken a Kermit doll and made him a super depressed, suicidal, drug addict. He's so messed up because his main man Jim Henson died a while back - the father of the muppets. Sad and hilarious at the same time!

This one is Elliot Smith's song "Needle in the Hay," the same song that Luke Wilson slit his wrists to in "The Royal Tenenbaums." Elliot Smith is in my top 3 favorite artists, but don't worry, I'm not slitting my wrists...

Thursday, May 1, 2008

YouTube: David Cook - "Billie Jean"

This is the American Idol singing of Billie Jean by David Cook. I'm not an American Idol watcher, not one bit, but I happened to hear about how awesome David Cook is and how great his rendition of Chris Cornell's remake of Michael Jackson's song was. So, I caught it, and isn't it awesome. David Cook does Chris Cornell's version of Michael Jackson's Billy Jean...

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

YouTube: Chad Vader - Episode 4

This is Episode 4 of the Chad Vader Day Shift Manager series. Chad Vader is Darth Vader's loser brother. I find it funny. You can see all the videos on this site.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

YouTube: Completely Uncalled For (BEST VIDEO EVER)

You have to watch this if you watch ANYTHING on this entire blog.

YouTube: Diet Coke and Mentos = ...What really Happened?

This is the explanation to the post below. They posted the one below first, then had to post this one because the ending of the last one was very dramatic. So, here's the response. It's another Coke and Mentos explosion, only EVEN more dramatic. Definitely worth watching.

YouTube: Diet Coke and Mentos HUMAN EXPERIMENT

This is great. This guy eats a thing of Mentos and then drinks Coke, and of course it shoots everywhere. Look at the post above to see the "behind the scenes" video of it all.

YouTube: Mentos and Coke Explosion

Yes, it's true. If you put Mentos into a bottle of Coca Cola, it will explode. Soda and Mentos make a soda geyser. Isn't this guy such a dweeb, though?

YouTube: Chad Vader - Episode 3

Third in the series of Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager. I have posted the previous two on this site, as well. Basically, Chad Vader is the loser brother of Darth Vader. Chad Vader works in a grocery store. It's all about Chad Vader's trials and tribulations. Chad Vader... The Lord of The Dark Side -- of grocery stores.

Monday, April 28, 2008

YouTube: The Freeloader's Guide To Easy Living: Drinking

You'll love it, especially if you're in college, just graduated, or loved college -- for all the right reasons, of course.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

YouTube: Team America Sex Scene

One of my favorite parts of the movie Team America World Police. I can't tell you how hard I was laughing in the theatre. This is the puppet sex scene from Team America World Police.

YouTube: LOST Parody #4 - Lord of the Rings

OK, the last of those. This one is a mix of Lost and Lord of the Rings. I think it's dumb, but I figured since I had all the others from this comedy duo, might as well use this one too.

YouTube: LOST Parody #3 - Harry Potter

The hit television show Lost, only with some Harry Potter thrown in.

YouTube: LOST Parody #2 - Pirates of the Caribbean

Lost with a Pirates bend.

YouTube: LOST Parody #1 - Star Wars

There you go. Little Lost action figures with a Star Wars bend!

Saturday, April 26, 2008

YouTube: Lost (Mad Tv)

A good "Lost" parody from Mad TV. Gets a little long, but if you're a huge "Lost" fan like me you'll enjoy it.

YouTube: Chad Vader - Episode 2

Episode 2 of Chad Vader Day Shift Manager. This is the series about Darth Vader's loser brother, Chad. Hilarious

YouTube: TRAPPED IN AN ELEVATOR FOR 41 HOURS

A little dramatic, but definitely real, and definitely terrifying.

Friday, April 25, 2008

YouTube: Family Guy parody on DeBeers

Gotta love Family Guy. I'm going to put together a bunch of clips of the best Family Guy stuff.

YouTube: You've Been Rick Rolled

Had to get it out of the way, mainly to try to get some Google hits:)

YouTube: Chad Vader - Episode 1

This series is the funniest thing ever for a Star Wars fan. This is an insanely popular short film series on YouTube. Basically, this is Darth Vader's brother, Chad Vader, and he's something of a loser. He's a grocery store manager. You've gotta watch these. Nearly 7 million people have on YouTube. I'll be bringing you the entire series of Chad Vader throughout the upcoming week. Enjoy!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

YouTube: Dramatic Lemur

Something of a ripoff on the classic viral meme of the YouTube video Dramatic Chipmunk, but the Dramatic Lemur is worth 20 seconds!

YouTube: Dramatic Chipmunk

Oh, just watch it already! Thinks he's in a movie, I believe.

YouTube: Naughty Parents

If I caught my parents running around roleplaying like pigs and farmers, well, I think I'd be speechless too.